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Scrub Noob

This term is straight from the video game world. More often then naught we run into the occasional "Scrub" (A bad player who has little to no common sense, but at the least knows what to do) or the "Noob" (A player who is new to the game, has no idea of what to do and is just overall shitty at the game)... However, beware the "Scrub Noob" this player not only sucks at the game but manages to make you want to quit life do to the pure stupidity of their actions. A Scrub Noob has ABSOLUTELY no common sense, and happen to defy all logic in their movements and thinking.
Experienced Player: "What is this guy doing!?" "He just keeps..he keeps on..." "God I can't even explain it!" "It makes no sense!" "This guy makes me want to quit life, what a Scrub Noob"
by aflix January 19, 2010
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noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.
Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.
by thousandguy June 18, 2022
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FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.
by FakePriest August 24, 2010
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Noob Chord

A guitar chord that is played with all open strings. Often played by people who don't know how to play guitar and just fake it by randomly strumming open strings.
Joe ("playing" a guitar): *bring* *ding* *bring* *ding*

Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.
by Kurt Kurtis July 15, 2010
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christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.
Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!
by Christmas Noob! December 31, 2006
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starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.
Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.
by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011
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Crotch Noob

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.
by Aesthe February 15, 2010
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