bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

Jew Frizzles

Those things that hang from a Jewish rabbi's hat

Hey did you see Rabbi Ambrowski's new Jew frizzles?

by ToothTheTooth June 4, 2018

Jew Snap

The word Jew Snap refers to when people attempt to haggle the price of something. Can also be used like; Jew snapped, jew snapping.

"Yo, I jew snapped this 7ft dildo for 90% off"

by JewSnapper December 27, 2018

Jew-Gypsu

a style of martial art primarily used to buy anything at cheaper cost using haggling, bargaining, or trading.Jew Gypsy Bargaining Haggle Trade Cheap frugal

I used my Jew-Gypsu training to get this car at cost.

by RedStatus March 10, 2015

dum jew

A person who has money but is a dumb ass and just steels shit insted of buying it

That Jew steels shit even though he has money and that why hes a dum jew

by Dum albino jew rhino April 1, 2017

James the jew

James Crump is a musso bastard who is the son of pavel and the brother of schmaul, he went to the shower yesterday but never came out for some reason

James the jew is smelly

by anonymous October 14, 2019

Anal jew

Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax

Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron he’s a fucking anal jew.

by Eavangelionunit1 December 24, 2021