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aint you nathaniel b

The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
It is obvious to anyone the line is not meant to be complimentary, in fact, the statement is intended as an insult!
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what
by aintyou_nathanielb August 7, 2022
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jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
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nathaniyl

One of the most over sensitive people ever basically just a big cry baby
Hey look Nathaniyl's crying again
by Anonymous4994 June 26, 2018
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Nigthaniel

It's nathaniel but he's black and his name is tyrone.
Example Sentence: Hey look it's Nigthaniel!
by confused n-word July 9, 2019
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nathaniese

When you type something so retarded you have to get a DaVinci level decoder just to understand what the fuck you just read.
"Hsgeiekfbfbrvrheisiskeb"
-Nathan said thanks.

"Hehdbchtbejsi"
-hello in the nathaniese language.
by veketeck July 16, 2020
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Nathaniem

Nathaniem,is funny and good person.You can talk to her any time you want.She can be shy for adults.She is hardworking girl too.She always got Solutions for everything.
You-Hey can you help me with this equation
Nathaniem-Sure this is like this.....
by 9P July 31, 2020
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nathanaelxlopez

Nathanaelxlopez is a an amazing TikTok anime creator. He does edits of anime he likes and has a total of 7000 followers as of April 20 who he is very greatful for. Also he is single and very very very very very very very very very much looking for a girlfriend.
Did you see nathanaelxlopez’s new edit he posted yesterday?
by Animegoat123 April 20, 2021
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