no u

this is a comeback that will eliminate anyone in any situation, this mean if you are in an argument, if they insult you, this comeback will basically murder them!

Enemy: You're fat
You: No u.
Enemy: OMG I AM SOOO SORRY FOR THAT I'M SORRY FOR MY ACTIONS

by MorgothTheSmall April 9, 2019

No u

The ultimate recovery line.
Generally used after a roast, your mum gay being the most common, the victim can use this to pull a switcheroo.
You can also use the phrase 'Uno reverse card', however, no u works the most effectively

Billy: Oi Jeff your mum gay
Jeff: no u

Billy: *cries*

by ALLTHEGODDAMNNAMESARETAKEN246 August 15, 2019

no u no jutsu

the ultimate deflector jutsu

NO U NO JUTSU! NANI

by calculator2000 November 4, 2019

no u.

ultimate comeback

"yOuRe PhAt" "no u."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

a nouk

a nouk is a type of running bird that feeds on catterpillars
nouks are nocturnal and live in rose beds
nouks are as big as the average mans hand and mate only in summer
the summer of love they call it

'oh look, there is a nouk in that rose bed over there, aren't they peng

by daboxxxx June 24, 2013

nouche

One of the greatest insults of all time. It is a combination of the words noob and douche. Equation: noob + douche = nouche!

(noo-shh)

B- "That Andrew kid is such a nouche!"
S- "He's a noob and a douche!"
B- "That's why I called him a nouche!"

by Braedon13 May 15, 2008

art nouveau

A style of architecture, interior design which existed in the late 1800's. It's subject matter included birds, flowers, and the curves of the female body. All these could be expressed using curves and pastel colours, a distinctive technnique which is still recognised today.

1.dude.. come help me with my art nouveau essay.. ( extract above )
2. Wow.. look at that. Why, it's the perfect example of art nouveau.

by Colette February 22, 2004