hoary nether regions

the ungodly hell regions where one's soul is relegated if one does not live a good life,supposedly

" the dreadful ogre-beast inhabited the hoary nether regions"

by eric October 22, 2003

The Netherlands

Country in North-West Europe which capitol is Amsterdam, inhabited by the dutch. Officially known as Nederland or "Netherland", but referred to in plural in English, French and German out of respect for it's tolerance towards the use of marijuana, prositution and gay rights.

I'm going to the Netherlands to smoke some weed and visit a clog wearing prostitute before I get married to my dyke lover in the windmill on the Tulip Dyke.

by solutions December 29, 2003

nowhere story

A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.

Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."

Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."

by westfalia December 16, 2009

northern monkey

anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker

Mike is a Northern Monkey

by A Northern Monkey July 1, 2003

Northern Monkey

A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.

Johnnie "Say what ah like and like what ah say" B

by paolo beardini December 9, 2003

netherlands

Small, flat and wet country somewhere in Northern Europe where everyone is tall, smokes weed and rides a bike.

I'm a Dutch citizen, I come from the Netherlands.

The Netherlands are far out!

I'm smoking weed in The Netherlands.

by welovetrash December 3, 2007

Northern Lassy

A homemaker or career woman. A nothern lassy can be independant and sucessful in her chosen field but will however always revert back to her instilled morals and beliefs that all people need fattening up, and no one crosses their children

Haway in hinny....I've put the kettle on and just been shopping...i've always got time for me fellow nothern lassy's

nee one crosses me or mine...you'll soon learn that about northern lassy's

Lets ditch the rest of them and find ourself a Northern Lassy to settle with

by Pips M September 2, 2006