Nonce

Someone who picks PSG in FIFA.

Did you see that match? Some great goals.
"Who cares, the guy's a PSG nonce".

by Muckish February 6, 2022

Nonce

A word used in britain for paedophile.

Have you heard about Holly she is a nonce.

by Monbon98 December 1, 2016

nonce

a british term for pedo

its basically just like calling someone a dumbass in england but fr some reason americans take it offensive

this bloke over there is a massive nonce
ur such a fucking nonce

by massicvesketnonce January 21, 2019

nonce

an insult against a person who likes to touch up kids

also known as “doing a thomas”

“look at him, he’s such nonce” “yeah he’s a right thomas “

by djsmallfry August 20, 2020

10/10 nonce

A 10/10 nonce is someone who try’s to make out other people are nonces when really he invites year 9s to his shed

*In ps4 party*
“Oi squidge?!”
“He ain’t here, he is in the shed with some year 9 I’m pretty sure”
“Arghhh big D is a 10/10 nonce”

by So sly October 15, 2019

nonce

british slang for a pedophile. aka. my music teacher.

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin

by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022

nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by snoofkins October 12, 2021