mistake

When you fuck an ugly bitch then come in her pussy, so then, later, you realize the condom has broken.

mistake
Nigger: This bitch is ugly, but Ima fuck the living hell outta her anyway.
Bitch: ohhh yeahhh, yeahhhh... coming together
Nigger:... yaeaahh... yeahh... yes.. shockeduh? WTF?!

by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008

Mistake

Obama

Bob- i voted for Obama

Bob- damnit that was the nigger?, what a "mistake".

by Kain Rize July 2, 2009

mistry

mistry are PaTeL wannabes

amit says: imma patel wannabe

by desi.gangSTAR May 10, 2004

mista Ed

a talking horse on tv

i watched mista ed on tv yesterday

by nicollette October 8, 2004

backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies

Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*

by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010

vikesh mistry

Creator of sex. Simply built differently. Cannot be compared to anyone else because he is simply just better.

I wish i was as cool as a Vikesh Mistry.

by wakajawaka mohamedally August 18, 2021

a mistake

the act of having sexual intercoarse, or anything sexual with large woman of any way shape or form. unless both of the parties are the same size. then in that case, have fun!

yo last night i got drunk at that party and had a mistake

by mcgudi April 28, 2007