Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.

I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

Mallory

She is not fun to talk to. Although she can be nice!

She is such a Mallory, she needs to be more fun!

by Cabob December 25, 2019

cock maillot

rooster bathing suit

i will wear my cock maillot to the pool today

by metzz October 7, 2003

Red Mellon

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.

I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon

by Seduders October 28, 2009

MALLORY'S

a type of disease where you see a girl named malory everywhere you go

Guy : you know that kid? he has mallory's

by deathdude077 September 19, 2018

harshing on my mellow

stressing someone out

A guy walks by and says to you "you are a wuss and I know you can't pull off that trick on your skateboard". Your response is "that dude just did some major harshing on my mellow".

by wattawatta July 22, 2009

yellow mellow bitch

a person who is drugged out on acid.

1. that yellow mellow bitch was completely trippin out.

by Cameleo September 26, 2006