middle school

hey dis iz where u meet ur doom to face hell

i hate middle school currently its like a day in hell every day

by H8TER13 May 15, 2009

Middle School Skank

A girl who makes out with a guy when thery aren't dating.

Karen mand out with Bobby and they are not even going out. What a Middle School Skank!

by *M* April 21, 2004

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 28, 2006

middle ball

1. Refers to the testicles see third nut

2. Use in place of get fucked or any other derogeratory terms you ususally prefer

3. Use it for someone who has a lot of courage; when in disbelief of someone's claim; when you when the lottery; when receiving bad customer service...

I'm not paying that much! Suck my middle ball!

by LollieE March 26, 2007

middle toking

When 3 people stand or sit side by side in a straight line smoking pot, the center person is "middle toking" when they take a hit off the pipe or joint or bong every time it is passed back and forth in both directions.

Man, you're wasted!

I was middle toking with Alex and Levi, so I got twice as toasted as they did!

by Sonnie Skiba March 26, 2009

Middle-brick Cunt

Someone who prefers the easy, safe option; unwilling to take a risk.
One who, when playing Jenga, tends to push out a middle-brick instead of taking a side brick.

Go on, live a little, take the side brick you Middle-Brick Cunt.

by orukusaki October 15, 2011

middle school

(Noun) Hell. Usually lasts 2 to 3 years. Initiates usually at 11 or 12, symptoms include body hair, cracking of the voice, the strong desire to f*ck the blonde 2 lockers down from you, mean-@$$ teachers, social class separation, etc. usually ends at 14-15, with signs such as major forehead injuries, increased stress, acne, and the feeling of "oh my gosh get me out of here I can't take it any more!"

Steven: Aww man, I've known Susie for 6 years and now she won't talk to me any more!
Todd: (in incredibly squeaky voice) yeah dude, middle school blows.

by Dukmeisterindahowse March 22, 2014