Messiphoria

the orgasmish feeling that you get when you're watching Messi play football.

DUDE 1: Yo! we're going out tonight right?
DUDE 2: I can't bruh. I'm watching MESSI play tonight!
DUDE 1: You're having a MESSIPHORIA! I feel you bruh!
DUDE 2: Bruh!
DUDE 1: BRUUUUUH!

by Not a fckn noob January 26, 2021

messare

That guy who thinks everyone wants to see pictures of his kids. Also widely renowned as pre-ejaculate, nobody wants it but it’s always going to be there…

See that guy? Yeah he’s a Messare, his newborns balls are bigger than his.

by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021

messiya

My sisters name 😐

Mom: MESSIYAA COME HERE RIGHT NOW
My sister: huh?
Me: MOM CALLED U

by Millondollarpuzzayy August 14, 2021

messiah the great

Might be one of the best kings in the entire universe. Though his rival The rock king aka me can say otherwise

"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!" peasant replied

by THE ROCK KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING September 29, 2021

messiah the great

may be one of the greatest emperors in the universe, though his arch rival the rock king aka me can say otherwise

"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!

by THE ROCK KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING September 29, 2021

mesaidez

A beautiful girl with some trust issues. Has a resting bitch face but once you get to know them , you’ll realise they are the best people to be around. Very loyal but can’t stay long in a relationship, gets bored in relationships quickly.

Mesaidez is very intimidating, good looking.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Messagore

1. A person who loves God with all their heart
2. A respectful person who has a great personality
3. A blessed person

Bro, your such a Messagore!

by Understanding567 November 22, 2021