you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid.
by the law September 4, 2006
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My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!
by Nitz Rockstar December 9, 2008
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The act in which a female, is deemed half mermaid, due to the foul odor she releases. Take great precaution approaching these creatures, as they may take wallets, watches and vehicles. They are armed and extremely dangerous.
by Jordan_Be October 17, 2011
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Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis.
Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis.
by InJecTeD_MeTaL October 29, 2005
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A person of mexican origin that attempts to "mack" on another with a combination of spanish and english phrases. Usually incorporating words like "Lowrider" "Tacos" or "chica", usually spoken at a high rate of speed. Translation by white people impossible.
Note: A large proportion of Mexi-macks occur in the hallways of mid to upper class hotels between the lawn care professional and house keepers as they pass in the hallway.
A person of mexican origin that attempts to "mack" on another with a combination of spanish and english phrases. Usually incorporating words like "Lowrider" "Tacos" or "chica", usually spoken at a high rate of speed. Translation by white people impossible.
Note: A large proportion of Mexi-macks occur in the hallways of mid to upper class hotels between the lawn care professional and house keepers as they pass in the hallway.
"Can you believe Carlos just tried to Meximack Maria in the hallway? Everyone knows she doesn't give it up unless the car is on bags with 16 switches"
by Big Silk 505 January 20, 2009
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