Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021

i melon you

sweet like melon

i melon you babe

by jayxjfbi May 5, 2021

melon eater

Slur for nigger.

When your friend Thom accidentally says a slur in Physics class.

Josh: "Anything can be said in a British accident and it can sound like an insult, you windshield."
Thom: "You melon eater"
Josh: "LOL"

by joshk0 July 26, 2022

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

melon party

An orgy involving at least three men, who drill holes into a watermelon and stick their cocks in.

Named after an alleged incident involving Rogue, Internet Man.

"Rogue once posted a video of I think him and his friends drilling three holes in a watermelon. They put their dicks inside and humped it together."
"Damn! A melon party?"

by JasonMetloney June 14, 2022

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

Melon bunny

A melon shaped head on a human anatomic body whose name is now Melon Bunny

That melon bunny is big

by STinky Bunny July 4, 2022