mechanasturbation

the act of masturbating not manually but with the help of mechanical devices such as vibrators or Sybian machines.

Manual masturbation is better than mechanasturbation, I think.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2011

mechanophobia

hate of machines, especially the view that mechanical work should give room for manual work so that employment can be increased.

In this machine age, mechanophobia does not hold water.

by uttam maharjan October 6, 2012

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015

mechanical marshmallow

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.

"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"

by Moljipotter November 2, 2015

mechanigram

a message sent from one mechanic to another and then delivered as a schematic diagram.

"Hey Jake, did you send Jeff at Hot Rods that mechanigram to say thanks for the over sized cams he sent us?"

by mynoduesp5674 December 20, 2015

Mechanical Twerk

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people

Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.

by Speedjunki September 1, 2016

melchett

Guy whose definition of lawyer is so bad it actually makes me prouder to be one.

Thanks for the Melchett, man, preesh.

by Lawyer, esq. November 15, 2016