manchester city fan

a faggot with no absolute fucking rights and no one likes him at all

shut up u manchester city fan

by ilikemercurialsbboi January 8, 2019

Manchester United

The best team around, the team who plays real football. Also the team with the greatest manager - Sir Alex Ferguson. Amazing players like Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Rio Ferdinand, Paul Scholes, let's just say the whole squad.

Most fans who don't live in Manchester and support Man Utd get called 'glory supporters'. This is not true, you don't HAVE to support the local team where you live. You support whoever you think are the best team.

local team fan: who do you support?
man utd fan: manchester united of course
local team fan: you fuckin glory supporter, you should be supportin our team
man utd fan: your team are shit and can't even win a game, have no history to their name, have shit players, have a new manager every season, and you wonder why i support man utd..

by faizah December 1, 2007

Manchester City

Manchester city are the smallest football club in England. They are famously known for having plastic fans and their minimalistic success is because of the oil money they get.

Manchester City are a small club.

by Honest Manchester City Fan March 17, 2021

Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!

by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007

Manchester

The greatest city in the UK with the greatest football club, ever

"Manchester United won the premiership again..."

*Yawn* "Just another year gone by..."

by Dev H May 13, 2005

Manchelada

The hairy crevice from the small of a mans back to the root of his balls, including the sphincter, rectum, and any chodes.

"Do I have to wait til lunch for you to splash sour cream on my manchelada?" (Gay reference) "I want to slurp the chili out of your mancheleda" (analingus) "Get off your manchelada and get to work!" (management)

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Machete Punk

An indivisual associatied with the punk rock scene who is of
hispanic or latino descent.

Jorge Herrera is a widely known Machete punk
but would probably never address himself as one.

by Ruben B A July 26, 2007