Mayonnaise

Dick juice.

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

by Granana June 14, 2016

DEVILS MAYONNAISE

When you ejaculate in girls face, then throw hot sauce in her eyes.

She couldn's see for two hours after I gave her the devils mayonnaise

by fallopian dude March 31, 2011

mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

manonmansplaining

The act of explaining man on man sexual intercourse to another person.

Steve's manonmansplaining is making Kyle uncomfortable, and he's probably going to leave soon.

by RolloftheD March 15, 2017

Marilyn Manson

A person used by people on Urban Dictionary to bitch and whine about how he is/is not a goth, about how he's just there for shock value and is a creation of MTV to lure in more viewers and other bullshit they sometimes make up on the spot; just because they don't like him. Keep your stupid, opinionated definitions to yourself, Urban Dictionary is not your personal burn book and stop giving people a thumbs-down for their definitions just because you like him and others don't and vice versa.

A lot of retards who write definitions of Marilyn Manson also overuse the stupid meme, "Oh my goth". Shut the fuck up.

by David G. S. January 7, 2008

Marilyn Manson

1.A musician/artist. The name of his band. Formed in 1989. Hated by stupid christians because they follow a book that is thousands of years old and have no proof that god exists and stick to their routine of being mindless puppets. Marilyn Manson makes these people think for once in their pathetic life and they are like " oh my god, i am thinking! Help me! I wanna be controlled by an invisible man forever!" Since they are not used to thinking, they freak out and blame the problem on other people instead of themselves. Prove that all people have faults.

2. A truly great man.

Me: What do you think about Marilyn Manson?

Christian scum: I think he is a useless, scary devil worshipper who goes against the word of god. He shall burn in Hell!

Me: whatever... hey, thats a nice ring. Where did you get it?

Cristian scum: Oh this? I stole it from my dying grandma when I was supposed to be fixing her breakfast.

by Dani Tatro September 15, 2005

Marilyn Manson

The best shock-rocker ever to live.

Dude #1: Who's the best shock-rocker ever?
Dude #2: Duh, Marilyn Manson, you dumbass.

by BarryC July 6, 2005