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Welsh Valley Middle School

oh dear god. where to start. the girls here pretend to be depressed and are so “ocd”!1! the girls here communicate through brutal yolos. over quarantine every girl has become “alt” even though they haven’t posted anything abt blm and have trump 2020 in they’re bio. but if y’all boys thought i wasn’t gonna mention y’all- The boys here love to say slurs that they don’t know the meaning of and their favorite phrases are the following: “did i ask” “that’s so fucking gay” “f*g” and “snowflake”. most of them are try hards that will spew insults at u the second they realize their wrong and literally combust when they lose in knock out during gym. they love insulting teachers because they need as much attention from peers because they lack it from their parents. overall most kids here are rich but complain about being poor, have bfs/gfs which means holding hands and being “shipped” on their snapchat stories, call themselves depressed and anxious and then make fun of actually neuro-divergent people. i fucking hate this school lmao
“welsh valley middle school is full of rich white jewish people!”
“true!”
by stinkypeepeepoopoo August 13, 2020
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Autrey mill middle school

hi, this a school where 6th graders don't know shit and try to fit in 7th graders smoke/vape and four girls say pink lemonade is there favorite which I what I heard plus ik cause resources did u know a girl sent nudes to a highschooler to and got exposed lol so funny and plus many people vape i mean shiiii its ok just watch out little ones if u wanted to know 8th grades just give head and smoke weed good luck future lions don't get exposed i'll always find out xoxo
friend 1: i go to autrey mill middle school

friend 2 : i feel so terrible for you
by dont ask me November 6, 2020
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East Grand Rapids Middle School

Similar to East Grand Rapids High School, 95% of the people are white and rich. With this school is filled with bright minds and smart people, but no one cares and don’t do crap. In this school you will spend three years of your life with an insane amount of depression and be oppressed by the “popular boys”.
Look at those boys with their football hoodies and talking about fingering eachother, they must be from East Grand Rapids Middle School.
by maneating3423 October 13, 2021
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Titty in the middle

A bar game that traces its origin to Edinburgh. To be more exact, the game originated in Whistlebinkies bar, located just off the Royal Mile.

To play the game, you must place a pint glass in the middle of a table and have contestants sit around said table. You must use an sticky tit which can be acquired from bathroom vending machines alongside condoms and inflatable sheep. Contestants must then toss the tit to the ceiling, allowing it to deflect off the ceiling and land in the pint glass. If you fail to do so, the person next to you has a go, and so on until a person wins. The winner then has his/her name written on a pint glass with nail polish.

If the tit lands on the rim of the pint glass (a rim job), the person who made that throw gets to try again.
Rough shift, who’s up for Titty in the Middle?
by Barnabeast98 August 22, 2022
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welsh valley middle school

oh god, welsh valley, welsh valley....where do i even fucking start. this is directed at specifically 7th and 8th grade bc 6th and 5th grade is so innocent and cute. rich lululemon girls who make tiktoks in the bathroom dancing thinking they look cute and shit but they look slow asf. they block the sink not caring who comes in, i mean anything for tiktok popularity 🤪. they put less popular girls down to feed their insanely large ego. then the short 4’10 jewish guys who will slam you against a radiator at lunch for a bag of chips and the ‘teachers’ dont fucking care. wear the cringiest shit ever. like the girls, guys put less popular guys down too, but also girls. theyre literally so misogynistic and sexist along with racism and homophobia. if u see a couple in the hallway or at lunch, just trust me, dont root for them, theyll break up in a week bc one of them liked an opposite gender’s tiktok. and the teachers. terrible. especially the monitors. they be staring at u like some pedo (which they probably are) and are VERY biased towards the popular kids, like if the popular kid bullies the quiet kid, the monitors be like oh this is just a regular day at welsh valley (ohio). but quiet kid defends themselves a little they get sent to the office and get an in-school suspension for the week. welsh valley is a truly messed up place.
parent: i went to welsh valley middle school as a kid. it was so fun!!
lil 5th grade me abt to go into 6th grade: aLr i bElIevE u
me now: oh dear
by mymathteachersaburden December 5, 2022
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middle school

1) A place that makes you want to have a labotomy. Girls in middle school talk all the time about their boyfriend of 1 week and claim to be "in love" with them. Little do these girls know that the boy just wants booty. Also, girls will make fun of other girls that aren't "developed" (i.e having a butt or a big chest). The teachers are complete vulcan idiots that punish a kid for writing on the desk which was a result of the teachers boring lesson plan. They give ridiculous amounts of homework on shit. Homework is as good as toilet paper. Everybody talks shit about you. You'd be lucky to have a few true friends. Also, you'll encounter a few dingleberries that try to turn you into something you're not. The popular kids are assholes. If you're not into MTV or the latest rap music you're considered a freak of nature. Anybody that has been through middle school will tell you it's an equivalence to a nazi death camp. No matter what you do, it's torture. Anybody that makes it to the last day of middle school will be happy to leave that shit hole for life!
Middle school is nothing but a steaming pile of bullshit for kids 11-14.

Good luck kids!
by LifestyleSpirit March 13, 2010
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lufkin road middle school

lufkin road middle school is anshit ass fucking school, water leaks from the walls. teachers are crackheads. you can run into the gym without running into the pole. home to 919. you would get lost within 2 minutes and end up getting rapped by the teachers. you will never see the principle for all 3 years you go there. smells like weed in the 8th grade hallways. all sports team sucks ass. girls think cheerleading is a sport. the 7th graders will give the 8th graders head . The teachers don’t know shit , you won’t go a day without some ghetto black kid shouting at u randomly , track 4 is cock suckers that think there cool , track 1 is gay , no one knows track 2 or 3 bc noone likes them , the thots will always stay in tack 1 and the f boys always in track 4.
what the hell is leaking on my head”. “why the hell is there a pole in the middle of our gym”

lufkin road middle school is so stupid
by I’m a cole July 17, 2019
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