Master Bait N' Switch

When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)

Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!

Guy2: WTF? No way!!

Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.

Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!

by Touched Fondly February 5, 2007

Master Baiter

Someone who is exceptionally gifted at baiting a fishing line.

Guy: Wow look at his mad skills baiting that line.

Dude: Duhh you retard...he's a Master Baiter.

by Ben Dover4545 August 8, 2008

the Master

A major villain in the Doctor Who universe.

Also: The Doctor's space boyfriend.

The Master (in the TV Movie): "I want the Doctor's body."

by fluorescentbird July 23, 2011

Masterberrying

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

by Mendeleev August 28, 2008

masterbationsensation

the feeling you get when masterbating

i can just FEEL the masterbationsensation

by chris99163 April 1, 2009

master-de-baiter

Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.

Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.

by the Kool Kids Klub February 8, 2010

Master chug

Occurs when someone pulls their shirt over their head and chugs a beer through the shirt, in someone else's grill. Although messy, it provides a great "fuck you" to anyone you perform it on.

Level of difficulty: 9.3

Dude, toss me a beezo, i need to master chug this motherfucker for slaying that bitty i had my eye on

by breeds31 July 7, 2011