Big Mass

Fatass that eats too much and has a gravitational pull. Thinks the world revolves cause it actually does literally.

Weird fat guy: eats
Skinny T: dam bro u a big mass

by Carge_Lock November 8, 2023

junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)

Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.

Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.

by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011

Fecal Mass

The mass (weight) of a person's feces in one bowel action (see defecation). In humans, fecal mass is typically in the range of 50 - 300 grams (about 2 to 10 ounces), meaning that each time humans defecate (or 'poo'), their bowel motions (turds) typically weigh between 50 and 300 grams.

A bowel motion of 150 grams would have a length of about 15 cm (6 inches).

Fecal mass is generally linked to diet. People who eat more fiber usually defecate 'turds' with greater fecal mass. Fiber is found in many natural foods (such as leafy vegetables) as well as dietary supplements. Because they usually eat more fibre than western people, many non-western people have 'poos' with greater fecal mass than western people. It is generally believed that diets high in fibre may help to reduce the likelihood of colon cancer.

Since some people 'poo' more than once a day, fecal mass can also be measured by the average weight of 'poo' passed each day.

When Sue was in hospital, she had to 'poo' into a special container called a 'bedpan' because she couldn't go to the usual toilet. The nurse weighed the poo. It had a weight of 200 grams. The fecal mass was therefore 200 grams.

by Boris 2 February 14, 2009

Catholic Mass

The strongest prayer in the Universe. It is when the priest turns bread and wine in to the Body and Blood of Christ. When you recieve the Eucharist which is Jesus's Mystical Body, into yourself unifying yourself within Him. Jesus is not alone in the Eucharist though... Jesus is accompanied by the Father and the Holy Spirit, and all the rest of Heaven. If you have lost a friend or a loved one and you recieve the Eucharist, you recieve them as well allong with all the Saints and the Martyrs in Heaven. In other words, the Catholic Mass is a miracle that happens nowhere else on Earth, and you witness Christ himself, veiled behind bread and wine.

The Catholic Mass will mean nothing to you unless you know and believe in the Trinity.( The Trinity is one Gon in three divine persons: God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit.)

by TheRealTruth10548 November 6, 2019

weapon of mass distraction

Attractive woman who turns all heads and distract people by just being being there.

Priya is so pretty, she is a weapon of mass distraction.

by tangy-guy March 15, 2012

Denmark's weapon of mass destruction

The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.

Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed

by Dr.FreezeLove March 27, 2017

weapons of mass distraction

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.

For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.

by afroken January 15, 2004