That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
Get the luke mug.Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
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Get the Luke mug.v. The process of repeatedly killing a joke. To use a joke so much that it is not even funny more. To use a joke more that 17 times per day for more than 6 days straight.
by bcole287 September 5, 2011
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Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie
Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie
by AggroD October 15, 2012
Get the Luke mug.A lanky bi blonde lad that has a shit hair cut, Wanks at every second of the day as he cant shag any lass or lad (Not like any would want to). He also never changes his clothes as he is too busy dreaming of what a pussy and cock would test like in his mount. P.s He is probably dreaming about the person next to him rimming his anus.
"Luke is a lanky cunt"
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