Lincoln Logs

Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!

Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB May 18, 2007

Lincoln-Logging

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.

After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.

by eops November 01, 2009

Lincoln Logging

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.

I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.

by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

alaskan log

The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one

Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much

by Uncle5talin March 21, 2017

turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017

Log Lessons

The act of showing one or more people how to roll a 2 or more gram blunt. Log lessons can be taught by anyone with the abilites to roll a suffiecent sized blunt

When Hollie arrived at my house carrying a 3 pack of white owls i knew she was ready for the Log Lessons

"Yo Tron when this baseball games over are you ready to head back to the mons and study the Log Lessons

by tronasaurus April 16, 2013

leave a log

When you poop. Usually somewhere inappropriate.

I think I'll leave a log in the water while no one is looking.

by fruitytooty April 24, 2006