blue lightning

(n) - a word of unknown meaning. From what we know, it is a completely and utterly the most terrible thing you can ever say, and if you happen to say it, you have a large chance of forgetting to look both ways before you cross the street.

"BLUE LIGHTNING!"
"You are suspended!"
Wtf?

*while walking home*
"SCREECH"
"Ahh!"
"Blam."
Johny is dead...

by Whitem@il September 10, 2011

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Greased Lightning

Hot ass sex involving a lot of (flavored) lube.

Come on, didn't you see the Greased Lightning scene in Grease?

RuPaul likes it hot and fast like Greased Lightning

by Fagenstein April 25, 2006

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i like smoking lightning

Smoking that gas or ganja Can also be referred to as smoking lightning because both them shits can fuck you up

I like smoking lightning heavy metal thunder

by White gurlz April 25, 2019

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Lightning Bolts

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.

That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008

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lightning bolt

When two shockers are given simultaniously in an x pattern across the chest.

"Dude, yesterday i picked up thses two chicks and gave them a lightning bolt. Four in the pink, two in the stink." Billy the hobo

by The Man Papa Smurf January 10, 2006

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Grease Lightning

When a group of guys are hanging out watching grease, one guy volunteers, and the rest of the guys ejaculate into his hair. The volunteer then slicks his hair back in the traditional 50's fashion.

Hey i haven't seen grease in a long time, anyone up for a Grease Lightning?

by Matsik January 8, 2011

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lightning...thunder

Used on D-Day to differentiate allied troops from axis ones. Seen in "Saving Private Ryan"

This code can also be used during night time games or sneaking out as a means of clandestine communication without being detected between two or more people.

Jim: Lightning?
Bob: (sneaking around during a game of ctf) Thunder!...jeez u scared the s*** out of me.
Jim: I was about to tag you too you took forever to reply "lightning...thunder".

by kafrattta May 14, 2009

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