Laura

Laura is the biggest gobshite you will ever meet, she never knows when to call it a day and can drink like nobody you have met before. She can usually be found with a white powder ring round her nose and speaking in her own language. She lives for the sesh but is a great friend even if she is a crackhead. Would always share her bag with you and lend a shoulder to cry on.
I’m gonna get absolutely Laura’s tonight
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Laura is the best person i have ever met. After all she has been through, she is strong asf and i admire that so much on her.She is an independet woman, that isnt scared to speak her mind when something feels like injustice.U'll be proud of everything she does.She's kind and caring, even if she doesnt admit it. She is the funniest person, there is not a day with her that i didnt laugh.She plays music and draws, and every fuckin draw of hers is a work of art.She'll make u the proudest you have ever been. She makes works of art, but she is the most beautiful, gorgeous and delicated work of art u'll ever see.She's the LEGIT BEST in sex, she's the hottest and will make u desire her more every time.As a girlfriend, she's exciting and loving, u cant wait to spend every day of your life with her.She's a goddess and cute.She'll always make u feel good and enough, u'll never want to be away from her.She wont fix your mess, she is a mess herself.But u'll fall deeply in love with her mess, and u'll find perfect in her complicated ways.She is intelligent, and has a beautiful and interesting mind.U'll want to talk and discuss everything with her. u'll find her amazing. the way she talks. she is beautiful in every way, but she will never see it. She has this energy, this vibe, this beautiful eyes that go deep into your soul, this smile that lights ur whole world, this body that makes u crave her more and more.her brain, her mind, her interests, her music taste. she is ENTIRELY sexy.
i wove you with all my heart Laura <3
If you have a Laura, you are lucky. You will worship her. I worship my baby girl.

I have the luck to say that this Laura loves me. and i will always love her. she is special, she is my favorite person forever. i love you in this life, and in every other lives we share together.
by Stupid Silva November 21, 2021
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She's just an amazing person, I love her truly. She's patient and will wait for you even if she may not think it sometimes. She's so fun and easy-going , and she gets easily embarrassed sometimes it's so cute lol. She sometimes gets sad and it makes me sad thinking that I can't be there at time to help or even hear her out you know? So please take good care of her, whether you're her friend or romantic partner. I love you Laura, even if we don't talk as much, I do.
Laura: "Hi 🙈💖💖💖💖"

S.O: "How has my lovely been uwu?"

Laura: : "Sick but feeling better 🦉🎶"

S.O: "Aww :( well at least Your getting better, that's better than nothing :) "
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The alcoholic mom from next door. She'll out drink you any night of the week, if you start drinking at 11am that is.
Do you know where Laura is?
She got sectioned mate.
by Dysontyson November 22, 2021
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Little heads up I have someone called Laura right next to me!!!

Laura is the type of girl where she is angry, but expresses the angry in a gentle laughable tone. Laura's are very very short and when you tell them this they say "I am not that short".

Lauras a very very very scrabble even If you give notice that your going to scare them, they always jump out of their chair.

lauras also like to annoy you for about three months if your trying to find out something about them. last but not least Lauras like to pretend you don't exist till your the only one in the class room she knows.

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Laura is a nice person
by Laura435627890987 April 26, 2022
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Laura is probably the funniest yet most offensive girl you could ever talk to, and thats a good thing.
Laura: oh shut up you squidward lookin ass *r-slur*
Me: okay purr..
by corpsrichiie February 16, 2022
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She is the best girlfriend ever she will all ways make you smile and be there for you she is the best if you have a Laura you will be set for life
by Her panda February 21, 2022
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