Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013

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Lancen

Someone who has good intentions, very temperamental but a total sweetheart. Lancen will do anything and everything to make people laugh, he thinks he's hilarious.

Good support person, Lancen is someone who is understanding and supportive and he always tries to make the best of every situation.

Lancen is not always kind to his siblings but at the end of the day loves them more than anything.

Lancen is one of the best people you will ever meet and if you have a Lancen in your life don't let him go.. he's a treasure.

" i was having a bad day today but when I hung out with Lancen I felt better "

by T-Sav April 19, 2018

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Lance

Lance is a character from voltron also know as Gabriela Pagnot.

Lance : I look bootiful just like gabi.

Gabi : see you in hell (in space) bitch.

by KLANCE BIATCH September 25, 2018

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LaNeeka

Beautiful,Loyal,Smart,Anti-Social. Hates people but loves to laugh with them. She has a bright future ahead of her And is And independent women

Kayla Said “ if you don’t want to be single get you a LaNeeka”

by Beck y November 18, 2018

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Lance Huber

A fucking insecure retard who is not only a malignant brain tumor, but a whiney bitch who has no self control.

Person A- Nendhehuwhwownw
Person B- You okay?
Person A- Yeah, I just pulled a Lance Huber.

by Jason Swideo June 12, 2019

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lanee

lanne lanee is the type of person who is calm and caring but can show she doesn't care even when she does dont she deserve the best so dont give up on a lanee she most likely suffers from depression and needs someone to talk to . So if you have a lanee take care of her please . From a lanees bestfriend

caitlyn:"lanee i love you"
lanee:"ok"
caitlyn:"yikes"
lanee:"imJP i love you to bitchhhhhhh"

by baddieeee. July 4, 2020

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