Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.
“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Landonmug. by thatgirllovessushi July 16, 2025
Get the Landonmug. Landon is a good guy to be around.He always has the best friends.Landon makes good money aswell as a big dick.Landon is athletic and has a nice body.But when Landon says he will bang ur mom he could if he really wanted.But jokes aside landon is a great ladies man.He has good experience with the ladies and would make a perfect husband. Landon knows how to make a women happy and laugh.Most of women think about fucking landon.
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
Get the Landonmug. Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.
Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020
Get the Landonmug. Landon is an overall nice guy who will do almost anything for a select few whom he knows and regaurds as friends, he is slways seemingly happy around friends but he has secrets that very few know about. He is alwat good at keeping secrets good or bad, you deffinitly should be in his friend group. He also is slightly Emo, and has some of the Emo tendancys(self harm)
#1: that guy over there is always sticking up fir thise people
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
by DR_PROXY May 5, 2018
Get the Landonmug. a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon
Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!
by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021
Get the Landonmug. The alpha male of the pack just by using his words. He is the hottest, most attractive guy in the friend group. most likely blonde, 5'4, called the weakling of the friend group even though he will be 6'4. A natural baddie, with a big booty.
by MrRupley February 27, 2023
Get the Landon Rupleymug.