text loyalty

When you feel obligated to text someone goodmorning and goodnight everday.

Chelsea: I wanna pass out but I have to text Austin goodnight first.

Jen: Why?

Chelsea: stupid text loyalty

Jen: ofcourse

by cruiserchicka February 22, 2011

Gun Loyalty

Gun Loyalty (Shooter games) - When playing a shooter game, for example Call of Duty, and your play is negatively effected by loyalty to a particular weapon. Your desire to maintain use of this given weapon, even though a preferable alternative is available to you, will end up getting you killed and ruining your kill/death ratio.

When playing COD Black Ops. Player 1 'I keep going down and I'm out of commando ammo but I don't want to change the weapon because I like the commando'

Player 2 'Change that commando now you're suffering from gun loyalty'

by GreatBonter March 4, 2014

suburban loyalty

A term used to describe an individual who is only loyal if it benefits them or they are on good terms with the other party. Created by Danny Roberts

Danny: my friend snitched me out to the police so they wouldn't think he did anything

Tyrece: bruh that's some suburban loyalty

by D.R.333 August 7, 2019

Danny Loyalist

A group of people that want to keep the country the same as it was before.

Greg: I am a Danny loyalist!

by Gregs one Working Man March 28, 2022

Lolalc

Laughing out loud and looking crazy

Person 1: OMFG, You are so weird!
Person 2: Hahaha, I know
Person 1: Lolalc

Person 2: I am too!

by Blue Angry Birds November 11, 2011

local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.

"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."

by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016

Local Buzzer

A person local to an area that is looking for a quick buzz off of an event, be this being a bystander or taking part in an exciting event.

Person 1: There is a big event in town later.

Person 2: I bet there will be loads of local buzzers

by Will181181 May 24, 2018