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Lana

Lana is usually a dinosaur that likes pooping on the floor.She often has a best friend dinosaur named Korina who is the sexiest person alive.Lana the dinosaur likes twerking with pancakes on her butt cheeks so they jiggle along with her booty.Lana the dinosaur is also a stripper. Her message to the world is RUKURUKUKURRRHAGAUHPPPPR.amen.
lana the dinosaur just fartef in my face.
by dinosaurroor November 9, 2019
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Lana

a Lana is usually an, Arrogant, bitch, self-centered, hypocrite, up-themselves, snob, cock sucker :)
I wouldn't like to be a Lana!
by loveyoulotsbabey January 1, 2012
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Ca-lana

(kuh-la-na)

A harsh slang about some one that sticks eatable objects in sexual arias or for sexual pleasers (example: watermelon gaping, using wiped cream, bananas, strawberries, etc......)
Dood I bet she is more loose than a hard core ca-lana
by jj101202 November 5, 2020
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cootie-lana

the bubbles made from farting when your ass is soapy
i blew a cootie-lana in the shower
by funkblaster4000 July 21, 2006
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Lana

beware of lanas. they might be scary stalker peoples that u should stay far far away from. but of course this is only when they are actually short, shaggy haired drug dealers that you annoyed and trying to get back at you. so beware. before they jump out from behind a door and rape you.
omg there goes a lana. HIDE!
by The PoEoRoSoOoN April 16, 2010
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Lana

my bitch ass mom who wont let me play roblox past 8 pm also she is a michael
me1: i was about to get some roblox ass
me2: i know this is not fare

me1: its becose of my super bitch ass mom Lana
by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020
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Lana

a common mame given to rats in the Maldives
person 1: oh my god man i've got a lana in my house
by Call1412 July 28, 2020
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