Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
by @Tex February 3, 2019
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“Krystal” is a female name. Krystals are usually energetic, friendly, and bubbly. On their bad days, they are extremely pessimistic and asocial. Krystals are extreme bookworms. When it comes to genres, they will read or listen to any. They find it difficult to express emotions because they find it embarrassing. They are insecure that their friends will leave them. They are very conservative shoppers, but when given the opportunity to spend, they will shop with $100-$300 (with discounts, of course). Krystals are very stubborn, which is how they’re excellent at arguing. They enjoy debate clubs and book clubs. They set high expectations for themselves. They have many connections, but aren’t exactly extroverts. Then again, they’re not introverts. They lean towards the introverted side, but they’re kind of an ambivert. The typical Krystal at a party would only be there for the food. That being said, they’re not fat, just a little overweight. They are beautiful. (They’re also psychos.) They are great and loyal friends. They have a boba addiction. I mean ADDICTION. They simp for anything cute such as Squishmallows, Pomeranians, Pomapoodles, and others. They spend much of their time on Pinterest. Oh, and they refuse to date. They love fictional characters. They aren’t shallow at all. They like characters mostly for their personalities.
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