King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

by Boomendo January 28, 2017

King Paimon

King Paimon is a spirit named in The Lesser Key of Solomon (in the Ars Goetia),1 Johann Weyer's Pseudomonarchia Daemonum,2 Collin de Plancy's Dictionnaire Infernal,3 the Livre des Esperitz (as "Poymon"),4 the Liber Officiorum Spirituum (as Paymon),56 The Book of Abramelin,7 and certain French editions of The Grimoire of Pope Honorius (as Bayemon);89 as well as British Library, Sloane MS 3824.

Shadow : Hey do you know Paimon?
Reo : Ah yes the emergency food
Shadow : No i meant The Spirit called King Paimon

Reo : Oh...

by ShadowWasTaken May 9, 2021

King Virg

The king of all virgins.

Leader of all virgin "Hey look it's King Virg, Mike Grindrod!"

by Yoyoyoseanyoyoyo January 12, 2016

king Harambe

The best gorilla there will ever be and the king of all living beings, but was sadly killed due to lack of paying attention:/

King Harambe

by Qazzakaze December 13, 2020

Marlon King

A famous footballer who lays people out.

oh my god dude, he just got marlon kinged.

by jon barker May 14, 2009

clutch king

A person who exceeds beyond expextations and will always have the necessities.

Man richard is the clutch king he always comes prepared.

by angbmcgowan June 16, 2016

King of Demons

THE LITERAL CUTEST CREATURE THERE IS

I AM THE KING OF DEMONS

by anonymous November 3, 2020