Keyshawn

A kid who smells like milk and thinks defending himself with yo mama jokes and “you’re gay” will make him win arguments

Keyshawn: “Lowkey she got a fat 🍑”

by Johnny Sinssss June 12, 2020

randomly typed keys

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.

"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

lock your keys in your car

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008

Keyser

A man that uses keys for anal penetration.

Dave walks into steve's room and see's steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy ass staring at him.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.

by The Dirty Pajerty July 4, 2011

keys

another way to say 'car'

Dude, I'm getting my G2 as soon as I can cuz I'm hoping to get some keys.

by so__turquoise August 31, 2009

Keys

Those freaking things that you need to start your car but can never find because either you A) gave them to somebody to hold onto them so you wouldn't lose them. or B) held onto yourself but now can't find because the Trix Rabbit stole them.

"Dang it, I lost my keys again."

"Oh shoot, The Trix Rabbit payed me a visit"

by Shooter24242 July 23, 2010

kelsy

She is an ugly piece of trash, figuring out her sexuality and doesn't understand life. Sometimes wants to commit suicide bro and usually has best friends called marta and tans. is a strange child and like wtf is wrong with her ya yeet

person: whoa that girl is so ugly!
person2: they must be a kelsy

by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 October 30, 2018