Kentucky Saddle

When you poop on someone's chest and the consistency of the poop resembles fried chicken.

"How did your date go last night"
"Pretty good I gave her the old Kentucky Saddle"

by KFC456 May 12, 2019

The Kentucky Thumb

When you have life ending bleed and you stop it with your thumb while you wait for EMS

Coined due to Kentuky ballistics 50 bmg exploding and having to stick his thumb into his neck to stop the bleeding and ultimately saved his life

Just give it The Kentucky Thumb Before you bleed out

by Mob1leN1nja May 20, 2021

kentucky snowplow

When having sex from behind, moments before climax, one will reach forward and grab the person's arms and thrust, thus driving their face into the ground where it will knock their teeth out, hence Kentucky, at such point, as a bragging rights and to complete the K-plow, you will push them around with their face still in the ground, leaving a blood trail.

Jake said, "Fuck it, give her the kentucky snowplow."

by Douglas P. July 21, 2006

Kentucky shades

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes

My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.

by god August 7, 2003

Kentucky Hand Job

When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.

Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.

by Darkside OX August 21, 2009

Kentucky Gentlemen

An whiskey thats cheap, but tastes good as hell.

I had five shots of Kentucky Gentlemen last night and was set for a while.

by Rejekt 420 March 1, 2008

Kentucky Thunderstorm

this move is performed by a male as you stand over your partner while they are laying on their back. you attempt to finish yourself by giving them a facial, however, before you ejaculate you drop a massive lunker on them which resembles the thunder cloud. simultaneously or immediately after serving them your loaf, you ejaculate on them. the quick jolts of white semen shooting out of your spam javelin at their face, resembles the lightning.

this is more effective if you drink alot of guinness the night before, being that excessive amounts of guinness turns your shit black, like a real thunder cloud.

kyle- "dude, bro! yesterday, the sharks lost so to feel better about it, i unleashed a major kentucky thunderstorm on courtney!"

aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"

by PARTY! December 29, 2007