We don’t know why a parent would name their child Keith (unless of course he’s a junior) Keith is normally the name of the darkest person in the room. 🤷🏿 ♂️ One of the funniest persons on the planet which sometimes can be a bit much for some. Almost impossible not to like a guy named Keith.
by Someone not named Keith November 23, 2021
Get the Keithmug. by Zane from discord May 21, 2022
Get the Keithmug. super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
by yeatheboys June 6, 2017
Get the jacob keith chapmanmug. Whenever you’re totally keithing out. Keithing has many insertions in conversations..you can really just replace any word with keith/keithing.
Cool dude; woah!! He’s totally keithing it??
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
by Gnarlybro67 October 9, 2025
Get the Keithing itmug. Noun. k-EE-th
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 12, 2025
Get the Keithmug. A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.
by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018
Get the Keith Smithmug. Kienth, ( yes his name is actually Kienth, said Ken-th. He does not know this is here so...) is a very considerate, intelligent and trust worthy man. He is a talented pianist and has a 10 pack of abs with a 12 1/2 inch penis. His penis reduction surgery is next week. Kienth is also incredibly thiccc (which 3 'c's) and is highly routable, But be warned he is a vegan.
Person 1: "Hey look at that ass, it must be Keith ( Kienth)!"
Person 2: " Are you sure?"
Person 5 from the other side of the street: "Yes, it's obviously Keith (Kienth) look at the curve of those buttocks and the plumpness of the cheeks. His ass is extremely voluptuous and juicy. It must be Keith (Kienth)."
Person 2: " Are you sure?"
Person 5 from the other side of the street: "Yes, it's obviously Keith (Kienth) look at the curve of those buttocks and the plumpness of the cheeks. His ass is extremely voluptuous and juicy. It must be Keith (Kienth)."
by Brendgit March 27, 2019
Get the keithmug.