Keegan

As weird as possible. Extremely autistic. Looks like a complete nerd

Evan is being such keegan

by Yyyhy November 27, 2018

DJ KEEMSTAR

HALO's NUMBER 1 TRASHTALKER!

Hobbies- Betray(l)ing nubcakes on live, freestyling, and Owning little kids while playing Halo or COD
Interests- Your mother.
Companions- Deranker, BAAAAAD robot, 2 bucks

Synonyms for DJ KEEMSTAR:
Epic
Sparkles the gay rapper

by A LOT OF JEWS March 13, 2010

Keester

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

by not a keester January 13, 2008

o the world just keeps on spinnin

Known throughout the world as a dance or jig similar to that in the Charlie Brown cartoons. Performed by shuffling your feet back and forth while analyzing the ground (world). Can also be modified by spinning a basketball on the tip of your finger - resembling the world spinning on its axis.

I was making a supreme pizza at work and two fellas came in and instead of ordering proceeded to do the "o the world just keeps on spinnin".

by Vik Micheals May 26, 2006

Keegan

A large. hairy, misshapen penis that ressmbles the Canadian Sasquach.

(Can be used in a pick-up line.-Hey girl, you want a bite of my Keegan sandwich?)

Similar words
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Keeganite- A male that has a huge Keegan.
Keeganita- An insult used on females. (Be careful when using this word. Females have been known to commit suicide or go on homocidal rampages after being called a Keeganita.)

Guy: Dude, you have such a small penis!
Dude: Well at least I don't have a Keegan.
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Would you like some grated Keeg on top of your salad?
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A steak and Keeg sub.
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Mac and Keeg
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Grilled Keeg sandwich.
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by The Big Keeg February 2, 2010

gift that keeps on giving

syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chancroid, chlamydia, hepatitiis, herpes, HIV, HPV, gonorrhea, any disease transmitted by sexual activities (STD). you get it from someone and you can give as many as you want.

you: oh man i gave my GF Gonorrhea
me: the gift that keeps on giving to your next partner

by whhatup69 November 11, 2013

Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window.

Bit of a skank, comes with her own business card, Name usually begins with C.

"Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window."

by ginger27 February 6, 2010