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Jordan

JORDAN

Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
He/she has big boobs she/he must be a Jordan
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Jordan

A one legged man with a scrawny dick. He only shows his face in the shadows and peeks at you while you pee. He enjoys to tug his own nipples and lick his lips when he gets erections.
"Hey look! That thing over there is tugging its nipples and has a lump in its pants! It must be a Jordan!"
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Jordan

A girl that works at a theater in Park Forest that loves dick. She is always willing to go down on any guy or girl. She gives it up to almost anyone she meets.
"Damn did you hear those moans coming from the back of the theater?"

"Yeah, that must be Jordan"
by johnson11 October 23, 2008
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Jordan

A white piece of crap that thinks he is black
"Look how baggy his clothes are."
"He's a Jordan."
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Jordan

a cleaner version of saying a girl pants wearing ass hole.
by oemgitsemmy July 15, 2008
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Jordan

Someone who you THINK is your friend but really they just lie, screw you over and don't really care!
I can't believe he ditched me like that..
He is definately a Jordan!!!
by lalaalaaa, xx January 24, 2011
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Jordan

A two-headed person and/or animal that thoroughly enjoys having one of its head ingested by another one of its kind.
Hot chick 1: "I just saw a huge Jordan over in the bushes"

Hot chick 2: "thats totally psychedelic!"
by S-Sauce October 14, 2011
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