dirty jon

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend

bro you're such a dirty jon

by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021

plain jon

Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.

Are you going to get those boxes from the truck? No, I've got a plain jon doing that

by The Almanac January 3, 2017

lil jon

stop bitchin, he is kinda cool, he is different from other rappers, only he can say those few words the way he do. aint no other nigga like him, y'all mothafuckas bitch ass haters keep your mouths shut!

A: yo nigga, lil jon sux, he aint no rapper
B: who you are to bitch about lil jon, look at jourselve!

by bx April 10, 2006

L'il Jon

A man who resides in Hammond Indiana. Li'l Jon is only 4 inches tall. It's true, I dated him for a short while. He eventually dumped me. I learned my lesson...No more Garden Gnomes...such angry lil dudes!!! Midgets are much nicer!!!

Hey Angelina..Still seein that 4 inch fellow, L'il Jon???

By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???

Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!

by just peachy April 10, 2006

lil jon

Crunkest playa around. Reminds me of a black James Hetfield vocally.

What?
Okay.
Yeah.
Lets Go.
Watch out!

by Klaymaster June 20, 2005

Lil Jon

1. Crazy Motherfuckin' dirty CRUNKER
2. Crazy 'n' Drunk
3. Southern crazy rapper

1. Yooooooooo this is da MOTHERFUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN' KING of CRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

2. This is yo boy lil jon, lil bo 'n' big sam, and we do da motherfuckinnnnnnn' kingggg of crunkkkkk--------------------

by ytt December 31, 2007

Don Jon

When you lose your boner because you're more addicted to porn and can keep a boner while watching porn.

"Don't Don Jon on me!"

"Did you just Don Jon?"

"Whoops I'm Don Jonning."

by Don jon August 28, 2014