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pam job

The act of getting a blow job from a female that has more than one chin, and a stylish wife beater mustache.
I’m not proud of it, but I got so hammered last night that I ended the night getting a Pam job from some horribly ugly dumpster slut.
by SlipperyLobster February 28, 2021
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Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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web job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure from a random stranger on chatroulette.
Bro last night on chatroulette this chick gave me the best web job ever!
by brototype1012 March 26, 2010
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Woodpecker-job

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.
I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career
by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014
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Holla Job

When a woman yells up into a man's butthole to make his prostate vibrate so he cums without having to even jerk off.
T-bone says to his buddy - "Yo my girl gave me a holla job last night. She went like this 'T-BONE WAZZZZZUPPPP!!!!!' Man I came so fast I didn't have to jerk it or nuthin.
by Conflitm749 October 21, 2013
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mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
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Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
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