Jacob

A funny person who gets more hate then he deserves

That kid looks like a jacob

by Ballistic3795 May 17, 2019

Jacob

A blonde headed bitch who enjoys a good dicking.

Dude, you're just like Jacob

by R1PP3R420 December 12, 2018

Jacob

A homosexual male

Jacob is the gay

by Bigwillywacker69 September 20, 2018

Jacob

a man with big dick energy but a small dick he thinks hes all that but really is a stupid faggot

guy 1 "This jacob is cool"
guy 2 "Nah he's a loser"

by JSaus January 6, 2019

Jacob

A complete fuckup, Jacob is so idiotic and such a fuckle pop. Jacob will never get a girlfriend because he already lost his virginity to his best friends back and often acts stupid and makes dirty jokes. Let me just say it again he’s a COMPLETE FUCKUP!!! - sienna

Jacob is a fuckup

by Fucklpop123 December 20, 2018

Jacob

Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.

"Bro you ok, you just Jacob'd"

by Arrow dude October 5, 2019

Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.

"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020