January 17

National fuck your girlfriend day

It’s January 17,Go fuck your girlfriend

by J Gross November 29, 2019

January 13

The day where feelings die

It’s January 13th, guess it’s that time again..

by Aivr October 18, 2019

January 9th

The month that the gayest are born. People born in this month are usually shy, and introverted. Usually are artistic and good at singing. Personality is kind and sweet! Once you get one born on January 9, never let them go.

Yo did you hear about Lola? Shes so cute, and born on January 9th!

by uwuowo1 October 16, 2019

25 January

Everyone born the 25 January are beatiful and handsome.

Rasmus: Oh you are so handsome!
Mads: it’s because i was born the 25 January

by Bob3214 November 21, 2019

January 10th

It’s make out with someone day ouuu!!!

“Let’s just make out because why not it’s January 10th!”

by Candyy77 January 9, 2021

January 31st

January 31st is the day a beautiful and hot person was born

“That girl was born on January 31st, she’s so hot, imma ask her out!”

by Lunastarr January 29, 2020

January 25th

National slap a bitch day

Kid: hey did you know today is January 25th?
Other kid: oh no
*slap*

by Sexiness34 January 23, 2021