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Jamaican Flickergoon

Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.
Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass
by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9
Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house
by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025
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Jamaican Bump

Invented by the Jamaicans the Jamaican bump is a popular activity used for getting high as fuck by utilizing a crackpipe and their BBC to proceed to hit that shit out of their urethra givin them niggas a new perspective on life.
Jamaican 1 "Wagwan, me brudda tryna hit that Jamaican Bump later?"

Jamaican 2 "ayy bet me brudda"
by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025
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Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.
"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"
by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025
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Jamaican roulette

When you make homemade edibles without calculating potency so you just have to take the edibles and find out how strong they are
“Dude should I take one or two of these brownies?”
I have no clue bro. You’re playing Jamaican roulette”
by fewigotobo November 4, 2025
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Jamaican Jackhammer

The act of a man taking a dredge lock and starting to smash their head into her anus
by mexican time December 12, 2025
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