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Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
by le scrape March 12, 2020
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Meat grapes

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry

Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!
by Saturnfloats August 19, 2017
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Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!
"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."
by LewdNinja January 17, 2020
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grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there
Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.
by I read the manga August 11, 2021
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Grape Water

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.
“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”
by canyonmoonotb December 27, 2020
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microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
by question,john November 10, 2020
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Grape Shit

Whilst doing the action of deficating little pellets of excrement propell at machine gun speed out of your anus and into the toilet bowl creating a large splash.
My stomach feels better after that grape shit.
by Sugar Daddy Giggz October 18, 2017
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