The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
by le scrape March 12, 2020

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry
Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!
Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!
by Saturnfloats August 19, 2017

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!
by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

by I read the manga August 11, 2021

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.
“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”
by canyonmoonotb December 27, 2020

by question,john November 10, 2020

Whilst doing the action of deficating little pellets of excrement propell at machine gun speed out of your anus and into the toilet bowl creating a large splash.
by Sugar Daddy Giggz October 18, 2017
