The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
by leafenway October 20, 2012
Get the Suck Pointsmug. An imaginary award given to your boyfriend or girlfriend for doing something right in the relationship. Letting your partner know that they get brownie points is a way to show them that they will definitely get a good suprize next time you're with them.
"Wow babe, you definitely get brownie points! Keep acting like this and you'll get something good later."
by AmerLynne June 14, 2017
Get the brownie points!mug. It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.
Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018
Get the showing pointmug. A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.
Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!
by merp.. October 17, 2021
Get the points moonmug. The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.
It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.
by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013
Get the shitting pointmug. Pointe-Claire is a town located on the West Island of Montreal, in Canada, it has a population of 31000 and a recent survey shows that 24500 out of 31000 have admitted to having some sort of fetish for the premier of Quebec Francois Legault, and another 5500 have admitted to having wet dreams about a Canadian Prime Minister candidate in the 2021 elections, with 800 for Justin Trudeau, 1250 for Erin O'Toole, 400 for Jag meet Singh, 3000 for Maxime Bernier, and 50 for others. The main language is French, due to the 101th law stating that all must speak French. Another study shows that 1 out of 31000 has admitted to being a vegan activist.
Pointe-Claire was the host city of the West Island jackoff festival in 1974, 1983, 1992, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2012 and 2021. In 1974, only 300 people participated to the festival, but in 2021, over 40000 people participated, showing that Pointe Claire is a very popular location for the festival, due to the advantage of many hornists present there.
by SEEL_dev October 3, 2021
Get the Pointe-Clairemug. 1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.
2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!
3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.
B: No, man. She's zero points.
2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!
3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.
by H-Money October 21, 2003
Get the zero pointsmug.