WAD

Working as designed

"I'm sorry, Ellen, but the technical case you submitted is actually WAD.

by ElleChat July 21, 2022

Spuz wad

An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion

What are you lookin' at spuz wad?

Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...

Move it ! Spuz Wad

by Spuz Wadd June 8, 2009

wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025

Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018

WAD

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person 1 : hey bro, wanna wad
person 2 : nahh its all good, im too tired from wading yesterday. I'll watch tho

by wadder May 22, 2022

wad

someone / something or a situation to be described as nothing other than wild and mad

“did you see that oversized baby? it was wad… in fact it was a wadness. some may call it a wadderz badderz.”

by bvtj September 14, 2023

doo wad

A regular amount of money not enough to accomplish much of anything. Old school term doo wad from back in the era of doo wop music.

Just enough money to get a person into trouble.

Doo wad got tickets to our event, bought drinks, and ate the whole buffet. We added some home health care agency business cards to his empty wallet at closing time after the authorities impounded his '57 Chevy.

by Rosewater Jack June 24, 2022