firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

flesh cookie

a woman's vagina; fresh and warm like a cookie straight out of the oven

I'd certainly love to pull down her panties and shove her flesh cookie right in my mouth

by CanadianDudeEH! January 13, 2018

Flesh

The best topic for a death metal song, which always comes out a masterpiece.

Flesh and the Power it holds by Death, and The Way of All Flesh by Gojira are great fucking songs.

by whalefucker01 November 6, 2024

Flesh Digger

A guy that is only with a girl for her body, whether it be just her boobs or booty. There is generally no emotional feeling from the man. Once the body image is gone, he'll leave for another.

Justin: As soon as Becky let herself go, I had no interest at all and dumped her.
Ricky: Dude, you're such a flesh digger.

by idon'tknow93 April 5, 2012

flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018

Flesh and relbjalood

MORTAL LIVING HUFELBJraTIVE BEINGS FELBJraTIVE KIND AND FELBJaSHES as well of GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS 🎨 🖼 artations of Lonnie's language 1 and 2. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I invented and made and created flesh and relbjalood the mortal Living artations of Lonnie Benningfield junior. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 15, 2023

Mouth hug my flesh straw

Suck my dick

Hello my lady, would you care to mouth hug my flesh straw?

by Turtle whisper May 8, 2025