Italian Hand Job

Italian Hand Job Italian Hand Job, or commonly referred to as IHJ, is the ultimate test of a woman's endurance.The challenge is to sit through the entire Italian Job movie (usually naked). If the woman has the strength to finish the movie, then all participants are rewarded with a hand job. This is a commonly used diversion by males when the girl is much more into the guy then the guy is into the girl.

Jenny: What are you doing tonight Caleb?
Caleb: Oh nothing really!

Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?

Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job

Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?

Caleb: Yes

by Basement Bros September 19, 2012

Italian Mozes

A massive god like figure that can beat you up with her pinkey. She grants all the bad wishes u make.

Person#1: GO AWAY!

Person#2: Wow i want to get struck by lightning now.

Italian Mozes: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

by Honathan January 26, 2009

Italian Mud Basket

First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.

"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."

by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010

Italian Dunker

A disgusting sex act in which mozzarella cheese of the finest quality is melted upon man schlong. That cock is then dipped into a woman's vagina that is filled with marinara sauce. The man then extracts his penis, covered with cheese and marinara, and forces the woman to blow him.

"Taste Papa Luigi's finest Italian Dunker."

by Stesheng October 13, 2008

Italian Blowjob

Blowjob through a pizza

- Person 1: I almost got an Italian blowjob for 150czk yesterday!!

- Person 2: What´s an Italian Blowjob??? That is, Anders, blowjob through a Pizza.

by Dr. Street Justice June 22, 2011

Italian Shower

The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.

Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now

by Logie G February 22, 2009

Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003