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iPOP

the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.

never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.

this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!

as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!

geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
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Bootleg Ipod

Fixing your youtube playlists to work like an ipod without the portability and inability to keep the songs you selected because of Vevo.
Damn one of my videos got removed by Vevo on my bootleg ipod.
by JDx11 June 29, 2011
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Shaking Your Ipod

Slang term for guy's masturbating.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.
Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?

Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........

Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.
by twitchyfuturesuperstar August 4, 2009
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install an iPod dock

v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.
Basshunter wanted a pool so he decided to "install an iPod dock" in his backyard.
by basshunter2 April 5, 2010
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iPoop

taking your ipod to the bathroom so you can watch media whilst you poop.
back in 20 mins, I'm going to take an ipoop and watch an episode of CSI.
by Nemester December 22, 2007
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ipoding

Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:

Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
by RayningAcid April 26, 2006
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ipod mini

Apple's smaller and more manageable player in the iPod HDD family. Now available with brighter colours in only Blue, Silver, Pink and Green with either a FOUR GIGABYTE or SIX GIGABYTE hard drive. These new models also manage 18 hours of battery life. The FOUR sells for around £130, the SIX, £170.
Apple winning again with their even brighter and slighly shinier FOUR & SIX GIGABYTE players.
by FactCorrector MkII May 30, 2005
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