The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
by Bill Hilly October 09, 2013
Maclonnbeveli onenie benningfield junior 1onnie Benningfield junior LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
Lonnie's no limit record's. South side
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Lonnie's no limit record's. South side
Bad FELBJrATIVES record's east side
ReLBJaLooDiE row record's west side by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created relbJaLooDie row record's. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 11, 2023
Guy: Bitch that was the best fucking sex ever.
Bitch: Yeah I know, I think even the neighbors were clapping!
Guy: Bitch, please. That was an applause from the back row.
Bitch: Yeah I know, I think even the neighbors were clapping!
Guy: Bitch, please. That was an applause from the back row.
by bigdickKersh May 13, 2012
by BigDaddyCinnamonJS February 01, 2025
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