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i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
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I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign
Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end
by dnd eggs February 5, 2025
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I Don't rate you

by HEYY_LUVS💖💖 December 12, 2023
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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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when i don't have time

by bitch1324yolo June 29, 2017
mugGet the when i don't have timemug.
Which is exactly what they are doing. Blaming me so that they don't have to blame themselves.
Hym "No. I work to fill a need. I do need to work just because the rest of you have to. This is a pathetic attempt as avoiding the resent you are going to experience when you have to continue to work and I do not. That's why I'm getting harassed at work. The want me to work harder and I do have to just work harder at you behest. You're being childish an you need to answer me in the manner I instructed. Text. Video. Or live on the Majority Report. And you need to talk about what is happening to me. If you would have done it in the first place you would have more kids and you'll have one fewer if you don't. Oh? Is it credible this time? But not 10 years ago? 'Blame Hym so I don't have to blame myself.' "
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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