I’m an idiot

Do not talk to me

I’m an idiot. Gotta stand on the stage

by WorseThanHitler October 24, 2020

only when i’m breathing

when someone misses another person a lot/ all the time

person 1: do you miss her?
person 2: only when i’m breathing

by scjohnson June 20, 2022

I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone

Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping

by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019

I’m gonna sleep you

When you threaten someone whether it’s physically or mentally

Juan: I’m gonna sleep you on this game

Jonathan: stfu you suck ass

by Jaydd03 August 21, 2021

i’m so mad

Something baz says sarcastically to make you think he’s not mad when he’s really mad as fuck.

Baz: Yea dude i’m so mad
Someone else: he’s definitely punching the air right now

by shrek is luv January 20, 2021

I’m A Brand

when someone completely loses their sense of humour because it doesn’t fit in with their personal brand

“I’m a brand and my YouTube channel “Andrew On Glue” could be completely destroyed if that joke is associated with my brand”

by seanalfred January 31, 2021

Respect me I’m a senior

What a cocky person says when they think they’re superior to younger acquaintances.

“ thanks man “

“ yah you better thank me, respect me I’m a senior “

by Doodooohead November 24, 2018