Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020

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Humling

Huhm • ling
Another name used to refer to small humans, generally under the age of 12, although it is not entirely exclusive.

Look at all thos humlings on the play ground, they look like they're having so much fun!

by Holly909 August 19, 2020

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humdingy

Thick fog or very humid

The air is laden with humdingy

by Harry Bolio September 20, 2020

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Did you happen to see the sale on that we-vibe over at that new swanky sexual exploration universe HummDinger.Life?

by hummdinger.life November 5, 2020

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Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.

Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

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Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.

Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

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