Horatio

UK slang, rhyming = fellatio
To give oral sex on a male member. From the popular Horatio Hornblower novels.

She performed horatio all night long and we never even went to sea.

by black flag May 29, 2004

morn horn

when u wake up wit a boner for no reason

i rolled over onto my morn horn

by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004

Horn dog

horny bastard/bastards

You're a damn horn dog.

by vaunted wreck February 23, 2009

Pot Noodle Horn

1) An advertising campaign/gimmick by the Pot Noodle company about people who blow huge horns when they want pot noodle.

2) Now synonymous in England with having a boner/stiffy/erection or being amorous or horny in any way.

1)
Advert: "Do you have the Pot Noodle Horn?"

Veiwer: "lol, wut?"

2)
Bob: "Man that girl was so hot, I had the pot noodle horn!"

by lul, whuts? November 3, 2008

horndog

(noun) someone who is as frisky as a dog and is very horny.

You mean the horndog?

by tphoneyy May 26, 2010

Horndog

1) One whoes hormones are extra active towards sexual desires.

2) A dog that has a horn attached to its nose.

Brendan: "Aw Doran, you fucking horndog"

by B. Manley January 23, 2008

remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.

French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!

by 420hitter December 4, 2002