Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 13, 2016

J hoo

An asshole

“You’re such a J hoo”
“What does that mean?”
“You’re an asshole”

by Niggem December 24, 2023

hoo

hoo

hoo

by crabmanz August 30, 2020

hoo-hahs

hoo-hahs

/ho͝o-haws/
noun

Male gonads
synonyms: testicles, nuts, cajones

I'm a petty bitch and I know eventually, I will bring the PNB TO IT'S DAMN KNEES AND THEN I'LL KICK IT IN ITS HOO-HAHS!!!!

by Lassie Scoot December 19, 2018

J-hoo

A cocktail made from Jameson and Yoohoo.

Friend: Is there banana flavoring in this J-hoo?
Bad Friend: Nope. Just Jameson and Yoohoo!

by GoodReed March 15, 2022

Woo hoo

The sims 4 simulation game version of sex. Introduced in the sims 2 in 2004 on the bed, bathtub and even changing booth. In sims 3, when two sims are having sex in the bathtub, they are pretty strong. I wonder what their power level is? Is it by the power of masturbation? See masturbation.

Sims 2:
Man: Touch my ass bitch!
Woman: Yes!!
*pillows jumps, beds shake and plumbob goes high*

Sims 3:

Man: wanna how strong am I?
Woman: yes dude
*bathtub shakes*

Sims 4:
Man: It has been 10 years
Woman: what is your Woo Hoo level?
Man: It's over 9000!

by Feb242018er February 25, 2018

Hoo Ha

A turd.

Eric left a hoo ha in the rectory bathroom and the smell is still with me.

by MLPNYC October 23, 2019